slaskig anus 

Sweedish for "Sloppy Anus"

We asked Rayman what sloppy anus was in sweedish and she said "Slaskig Anus"

slaskig anus by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Head and Anus

when a shampoo bottle(Head and Shoulders) is opened and put up the anus while in a 69 position.The bottle is then squeezed so shampoo drips onto the face of the one on the bottom.

I gave this chick head and anus and there is still shampoo on my forehead.

Head and Anus by Sage Diaboli October 23, 2008

my anus 

n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.

Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.

my anus by Cameron May 30, 2004

Hangnail Anus

A scarred rectum - usually the result of tearing during unsuccessful anal sex.

"Yeah, she wanted a rimjob but I am not putting my tongue near that hangnail anus"

"I would ask her for anal but she's probably all scared and shit. Total hangnail anus."

Hangnail Anus by Zeekology May 24, 2012

volcanus anus 

The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano

Holy shit dude your dog has wicked volcanus anus!

volcanus anus by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015

sheep anus 

Someone with a hairy asshole.

Man, did your see that dude? When his pants came down you see so much hair on his was, it was a damn sheep anus!

sheep anus by allahu Ackbar March 24, 2017

Missle anus 

Explosive, fire diarrhea

I had a missle anus last night bro.

Missle anus by BillyBob Jim Thorton Caruthers May 6, 2018