afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.

Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.

by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

after holiday syndrome

The feeling of dread you get when returning from an awesome holiday...

Look at that cunt still on holiday while I'm here suffering from after holiday syndrome...

by Salty Seaslider November 12, 2015

aftersmash

The feeling you get after orgasming or masterbating

Maradona- why are you being so distant and tired

Jim- We just had sex, I have aftersmash

by Sean Nort November 13, 2016

Aftermidnight

A time period after 12 AM and before sunrise. This time is the 3rd part of the night time period of night, midnight, and aftermidnight; which is the 12 hour opposite of morning, noon, and afternoon.

Guy 1: Man, I'm hella hungry right now.
Guy 2: Dude, it's aftermidnight, what place is gonna be open at this time?
Guy 1: Damn, you right, let's just go to McDonalds or something.
Guy 2: Sure.

by Lil Yeezys September 8, 2018

After 9

This is when the kids go to sleep and you get your freak on. Or should I say yo get sum pum pum.😭😅🤣

I would love some pum pum after 9.

by Mo-lyrical October 12, 2019

After Market

It makes it go faster

It’s After Market
It makes it go faster

by Dates1010 January 14, 2021

Day After Fry

When you made french fries for dinner the night before, and get up the next morning, see them on the stove and decide to eat one (or ten if theyre good).

Man i love a good day after fry for breakfast in the morning i think ill take a handfull to work!!

by iCizzle February 22, 2009