tight as a fishes ass hole

A person ( or business ) that will not spend any money,

Open your wallet and let the moths out!!!

Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!

Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,

Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!

by Paulisthebest September 18, 2013

Chee-Who-A-Who-A

A way of pronouncing Chihuahua, reserved for the Chihuahuas owned by fat people, body builders, and gay men.

"Looky there at the Chee-Who-A-Who-A and it's owner...

...I've never seen a person waddle so much like a penguin."

...I've never seen such a big guy and a small dog."

...I've never seen such a bright shirt in public before."

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question

My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017

build a bridge an get over it

what you say to someone, when the simple 'get over it' just wont do

A: my dog has died, im soo sad
B: i dont care, build a bridge an get over it

by Brabbs July 15, 2006

thoughts of a dying atheist

Muse song...really good...by a really good band...it's dripping hott if you must know...espically cause it's by Muse.

Butter: I just heard 'thoughts of a dying atheist' by Muse and i am offically having a good day!

bella: i know what you mean!

Lezzi: it's ok...

(Lezzia then gets duffed up by Muse fans who appears when they hear the name Muse.)

by Gen <3's Muse May 27, 2007

a man a plan a canal panama

the longest palindrome thats not retarded.

guy-"holy crap a man a plan a canal panama is the longest palindrome thats not retarded!"

by sooperdooper1234abcdefg March 9, 2009

zig-a-zig-ahh

As defined by Roger's Profanisaurus, a 'zig-a-zig-ahh' is to have a really good wank to a Spice Girls video.

Tony Blair: "Keep my seat, Gordon, I'm off for a quick zig-a-zig-ahh back in the office."
Gordon Brown: "Don't be long!"
Tony Blair: "I never am!"

by crackotage July 28, 2006