Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.

Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?

by R2xman August 19, 2025

Tommy rigging

When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.

"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"

by Velvet Pimpson July 20, 2023

Tommy

A male who enjoys dancing when karen pees her pants. Often likes when Doobie tickles his anus. Loves to watch Karen watching her tomatoes grow. Enjoys Making GIFS of everyone but himself.

Dont be a Tommy.

by aholeticklinganustommy July 18, 2022

Tee-ball Tommy

a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.

"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."

by Punanii August 14, 2009

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS Tommy is ugly, special, and utterly dumb as he whines like a pousey, stalks freshman girls in an attempt to rape them. He also looks like Oscar from Shark Tale!

by Harvard Future Grad January 13, 2019

Tommy

Big simp that plays siege at an ok level, lover of booty. Has no boundaries, likes to be a rebound.

Damn he really acting like a "Tommy" today.

by tommylover69 June 10, 2020

tommy dymond

WHOO WHEE TOMMY DYMOND

“oh my it’s Tommy Dymond, whoo whee what a looker!!”

by shortstack6 July 21, 2018