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Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested
Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what
by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025
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SQUID

Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Imminently Dead - idiots on motorcycles with more horsepower than brains, pulling wheelies and stoppies, weaving through traffic at insane speeds, and generally trying to live out their action-movie fantasies on public roads with little or no safety gear.
That pile of roadkill that hit that truck at 100mph was another squid.
by SlapTheBasil June 9, 2022
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Squid Game

A popular Korean TV survival drama series on Neflix in 2021. It's about a competition and u win 45.6 billion dollars. But, u have to compete in six children's games such as Red Light, Green Light and Tug of War. But, there could only be one winner and people have to get killed every game.
Squid Game is a mystery series.
by Angel-Bad October 13, 2021
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Squid

A squid is another name for a rat, goof, stoolie, snitch, and informant.
This fed poster is a fuckin squid. Why because squids are like octopus’s they shoot ink to defend us rats shoot ink out of pens when writing statements. Fuckin squids!
by GucciwitLV March 21, 2021
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Squid

noun. skw-id us sailor
1. A port jumping, beer drinking, tail chasing, foul mouthed, salty sea dog that can be found on any US war ship defending freedom. Thrives on salt air, angry women and mid-rats.
by Dozer1966 October 9, 2019
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squid

a person who is a noob, sometimes conceited, lame, and weird
"she's such a squid"

"what a bunch of squids"

Example: Miranda Cosgrove and Kevin Jonas
by jxallen96 December 20, 2015
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