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Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen
Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month
by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022
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Ford Fest

A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.
Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?

Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.
by FordBodfranklegus June 21, 2022
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Ford

The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.
Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass
by TheactualsmRtone January 17, 2016
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Tomah Ford

Tomah Ford is beautiful, from her smile all the way to the sparkle in her eyes. She is honest and real but kind and sweet and leaves you with an intense longing to be back in her presence. Tomah can be gentle and loving but aggressive and hard natured when need be. She takes care of everyone and has a huge heart. She is definitely one of a kind.
1. Bro, Tomah Ford is amazing.
2. No joke bro, she's cool as shit.
by Sparky97 May 19, 2014
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Northbattle ford

A town of whites trying to be native American or black
Tom "what's up my nigg..."
Tom got shot.
Fuck Northbattle ford
by Wigga69696 October 23, 2019
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Ford

I have a Ford so I am now your master.
by A guy who is thinking February 18, 2020
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