nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 14, 2019

I don't recall

Jeff Sessions favorite words.

I don't recall eating my wife.

by Saul315 January 20, 2023

Don't make a village

When your friends or family being cringy asf and you want to say "Don't be cringy" in other way.

*your dad is flirting with waitress*
-Don't make a village dad!

*your friend is being cringy in public*
-Don't make a village bestie.

by Sweetstrawberry16 March 10, 2021

Shitebag if ye don't

Shitebag if ye don't is a common Scottish phrase that translates to "your a pussy if you don't do it" and are the most motivational four words any human can hear.

Billy: shall I ask this lassie out

Graham: shitebag if ye don't

Billy: alright then

by BillyNaeBaws July 9, 2022

don't hate relate

Just what it says. Telling haters to take a notch back and relate with whom they are hating on rather than being a hateful troll.

Hater: That guy is a total douchebag because he has way better skills than me.

Player: Bro, don't hate relate. Admire his great skills.

by human lab rat November 8, 2015

the fuck i don't

a way to say yes to an extreme amount; opposite of "the fuck i do"

person 1: you don't wanna watch this with me

person 2: the fuck i don't! of course i'll watch it with you

by untitledmisfit July 30, 2018

Don't follow the stream

To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Think of a parade. A parade has people following an object. The thing that is being followed represents the new trend. The parade goes down a street like floating objects down a river or stream.

Hot woman: I love nerdy guys.

Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.

Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.

Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.

by SHG357 June 21, 2016