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Poser

Someone who starts claiming to be tough around the edges at some point as an adult, though it's not who he/she is or was as a kid.
The poser kept posing as somebody with a rough edge, even though giving intel (or counter intel) to teacher's and authority figures, and other shit that he/she did as a spy kid was closer to his/her own definition of smooth, always evading trouble for himself/herself while getting everyone else in trouble. Really, the poser's rough edge image was created as a defense to keep people from messing with him/her like they did when he/she was a kid.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2020
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Poser

Skater: u say u can skate but you can’t even do a trick like an Ollie

Poser: yea but I just started
Skater: you said that a month ago to
by MR-PoTato September 30, 2021
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by oriscooler May 31, 2022
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poser

a person who not only lies to others about who they truely are, but also themselves.
"carolyn is such a poser, she was wearing hollister the other day."
by kiiramber January 18, 2009
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Poser

A poser is someone with no friends and is most likely a real estate agent with a beard and a BMW
Look at that poser! He even parked his beemer in the driveway of the house hes selling.
by Iamdabonglord December 26, 2018
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Poser

You can tell a poser imitating a kind hearted person from a kind hearted person, since a poser wont pose as kindhearted without also adding something about themselves being badass to their claim of being kindhearted.
The poser would pose as kindhearted when he/she wanted acceptance from the kindhearted folks, and as an asshole when he/she wanted acceptance from assholes.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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Poser

A white guy that says TIA in Omaha to sound tougher.
Guy that thinks he's Leonardo Di Caprio at the bar- TIA, right my brew.

Bartender- No, not TIA, TIO. This is Omaha, I know because I am one of two black guys here. This is not Africa my man. I will not be a poser with you.
by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021
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