One stupid guy who is sometimes funny. He thinks his legs are thick but the are the skinniest things ever
by Morgankwkwkwenej January 4, 2019
Get the Fordmug. This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.
"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him
by TheWarrior76 April 27, 2023
Get the Trenton Fordmug. by Forhighboy May 18, 2019
Get the Fordmug. Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.
A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
"Are you okay?"
"Fine"
"Okay then"
'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'
"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
"Fine"
"Okay then"
'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'
"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014
Get the Jade fordemug. 
Da "slow 'n' steady" mid-size sedan dat saved da "fix or repair daily" member of "Da Big Three" from bankruptcy.
If da Ford Taurtoise and da Volkswagen Rabbit had a speed and/or endurance competition, I wonder who would win?
by QuacksO June 20, 2021
Get the Ford Taurtoisemug. "FOUND ON ROAD DEAD" and quits when the going gets tough.
Every Ford only works when the going is easy.
Every Ford only works when the going is easy.
by Realtinman November 2, 2022
Get the Fordmug.