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Armchair Christian

A person who projects their personal beliefs about Christ on another person without consideration of the other person's personal beliefs about Christ.
This is always done in a manner which does not promote unity within the "Body of Christ"
Earl, speaking to Carl as an "Armchair Christian" once again questions Carl's interpretation of the scriptures.
"See Carl, you've once again taken the whole scriptural passage out of context.
Jesus did not really say that the wine was His blood, and the bread was His body.
What Bible are you reading from Carl, the NIV or something?"
by Itstartstoday October 16, 2014
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Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.
The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.
by Mebegebo October 22, 2012
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christian fatato

This is a boy that is a small youtuber he likes to hang out with his friends but doesnt hang out with bryan gorritz anymore becouse he hangs out with keely murphy
by BOIBOIBOIBOIA April 12, 2018
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Fishy Christians

Person with linear, metal, fish insignia/logo on the back of their car.
"Look Mom, there goes more Fishy Christians with that fish sign on the back of their car!!"
by I M Right May 21, 2008
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cocaine Christian

A former party animal turned born again Christian who annoys the hell out of everyone with their self-righteousness about his or her friends debauchery.
That got used to do so much blow he couldn't even lick a postage stamp. Now he's a total cocaine Christian!
by thharvey December 14, 2015
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Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023
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christian coco

Christian is a total fuck head. if you are named this no one fucking likes you, you are a stupid fucking cunt and likes to eat fucking dick
by yeahnahfuckoff October 13, 2021
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