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attitude jockey

someone who is constantly stand offish and unhelpful

first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves

they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser
when asked a question by someone who is learning, an attitude jockey will say 'what you don't know that?' forgetting that they didn't know before they learnt it
by swfella February 23, 2011
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Chicken Jockey

by Camel fash May 20, 2025
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ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.
That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey
by Slicksta February 18, 2008
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Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine off of someone's male sexual organ. Popularized by the TV Show 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'.
'Hey, how did your date with go?' 'Oh yeah, it went amazing! After dinner, we immediately hit it of with a Philadelphian Jockey!'
by EgorGeroev January 1, 2018
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chicken jockey

by anonymous September 10, 2025
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Jockey Lips

One whose lips are adorned by the smegma and ballstick of a jock.
"Hey Jockey Lips! Shut your cocksucker, you jockey lipped whore!"
by AndroPoodle September 21, 2019
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Chicken jockey

A phrase which is uttered in the Minecraft movie to which people act like absolute buffoons, chucking popcorn everywhere and screaming. There was even one occasion where someone brought in an actual live chicken.
Steve: chicken jockey!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA *throws popcorn*
Cleaner: “nope, can’t be arsed with this anymore”
by ttn2025 April 12, 2025
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