Ye Olde Texting

In simple terms, it's called 'passing note'. It's an ancient art form that is used only by those of us who lack the current technology to text their freinds. Ye Olde Texting is used primarily by females and flamboyantly gay teen boys.

Girl 1: "Hey, did Iggles ever text you back?"
Girl 2: "No... I don't have texting anymore, so we use 'Ye Olde Texting'! I even got us this cool new notebook!"
Girl 1: "..."
Girl 2: "What?!"
Girl 1: "You're fucking lame!"

by ♥Lilli K♥ March 13, 2009

um yes please

When yummy is ready

Mom; Heskeboy your dinner is ready!
Heskeboy: um yes please um no please

by lilyungcylinder September 24, 2018

Dog Bless Yes

An Albanian person who sips soy as their girlfriend is being screwed by others, who is also likely to betray you.

A: Hey dude, I selled my friends out the other day, hehe..
B: Argh, duude! You pulled a Dog Bless Yes on them!

by The Lambda October 29, 2019

Yes day for girls

On november 17th all girls must say yes to anything

if a guy asks for her pen she needs to say yes day for girls

by inszoe November 16, 2020

Chicken-Whoa-Yes

When you look at a chicken and get confused for a second because it's living meat. But then you look again and it's food.

Is that chicken-whoa-yes

by chickchickhaha12345678 February 24, 2022

you fucking yes

Used in place of eugt, when you don't want to use such strong language.

Obama: You fucking yes.
Bob: 😔

by RealTCC May 30, 2020

Playing 'yes man'

Referring to the Jim Carey movie Yes Man where he has to say yes to everything and by doing so, his life becomes far more interesting and enjoyable.

What time did you get home after you left the office?
I was playing 'Yes Man' and ended up dancing at a nightclub with strangers until 2 in the morning.

by my mAin Hack October 4, 2017