Josh williams is proabably the coolest person in the history of man kind. Not only is he awesome and very attractive, he can also own any person on the planet in paintball. Thus making him even more badass...
Tom: Wow! Josh Williams really kicked my ass at paintball!
John: Yeah i know, he does that to everybody...
John: Yeah i know, he does that to everybody...
by The one and only Mr. Truth February 25, 2009
Get the Josh Williamsmug. When one would fist-fuck a girl forearm deep, on Christmas, and leave her laying on her bed hemorrhaging. Thus, leaving the possibility of hospitalization up to her parents, who may have been in the next room over.
by Horny n' Houston June 14, 2009
Get the Sir Williammug. When you need to take a fat shit during work. The best part about this William shatner is that you get paid for it, no matter how long that shatner takes
by Temp1234 October 4, 2006
Get the William Shatnermug. A former Duke University basketball player who is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players ever. His ears are too small and his eyes are too far apart.
by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007
Get the Sheldon Williamsmug. She is, without doubt, the cutest motherfucker you'll ever witness! She is the lead singer of popular Rock / Alternative Band 'Paramore'.
by EmoGeordie December 21, 2013
Get the Hayley Williamsmug. United States Attorney General.
A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019
Get the William Barrmug. The act of first receiving oral sex from a chick until you are close to ejaculating, then pulling your penis out and mushroom stamping the four corners of her face (in homage to William Wallace's limbs being sent to the four corners of England), then crying "Freedom!" as you come on her newly stamped visage, preferably dropping her panties out of your outstretched hand as you do so.
I was feeling patriotic, so I paid homage to the Scots by giving some hood rat the William Wallace.
That cocksucker sure was surprised when I pulled out and William Wallace'd all over her face.
Guy 1: Damn, why does Tanya have four red marks on her face?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave her the William Wallace last night.
Guy 1: Nice. I hope you yelled "Freedom!"
That cocksucker sure was surprised when I pulled out and William Wallace'd all over her face.
Guy 1: Damn, why does Tanya have four red marks on her face?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave her the William Wallace last night.
Guy 1: Nice. I hope you yelled "Freedom!"
by Lije March 15, 2008
Get the William Wallacemug.