When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.
by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017
Get the Salmon Slappingmug. The act of two restaurant coworkers of differing gender going into the cooler under the pretense of a brief intimate encounter of some sort, and the initiator of said interaction surprising the other by slapping him or her across the face with a fish. They may or may not continue with the originally intended encounter afterward.
by O'Charlie March 6, 2008
Get the Sari Slapmug. Example # 1:
Jan Wolfhouse: Barry picked up a woman Are you sure you want to do this?
Barry Badrinath: Are you kidding? She's hot as hell! We're just going back to her place for a little slap n' pickle.
Example # 2
Alen: Hey Mike, let's go over to my place for a little slap and pickle... ;
Jan Wolfhouse: Barry picked up a woman Are you sure you want to do this?
Barry Badrinath: Are you kidding? She's hot as hell! We're just going back to her place for a little slap n' pickle.
Example # 2
Alen: Hey Mike, let's go over to my place for a little slap and pickle... ;
by Urban Dictionary March 16, 2007
Get the slap and picklemug. where twat townies come up to a person and slap them whilst one of their mates record it on a cam fone
There is, however, a reversal but u gotta get your timin right (u can see wen its gonna happen cos a chav will be walkin fairly quickly to you and close by someone will have a fone out aimin roughly in ur direction. when he brings his hand up hes vulnerable, and then you slap him, AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!!! then run off give em the finger if you want just to add effect
(3 times out of four ive pulled this one)
There is, however, a reversal but u gotta get your timin right (u can see wen its gonna happen cos a chav will be walkin fairly quickly to you and close by someone will have a fone out aimin roughly in ur direction. when he brings his hand up hes vulnerable, and then you slap him, AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!!! then run off give em the finger if you want just to add effect
(3 times out of four ive pulled this one)
by schmuckman February 23, 2005
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Get the Ass Slapmug. by Dean McGinness May 17, 2005
Get the tucker slapmug. by skygruv May 15, 2007
Get the Slap Downmug.