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Weeble Law

The not oft spoken of but widely understood idea that, when tailing behind an obviously idiotic person on a bike, who is wobbling, swerving, or generally unable to maintain control of their vehicle, let alone the rules of the road, and is taking up an entire lane (usually the left turning lane), the driver in the motor vehicle directly behind the rider has permission to flash headlights, swear, honk, and eventually pass the cyclist while flicking the bird.

The Weeble Law only applies to morons during the day - intoxicated nighttime riders are exempt, as are children learning how to ride.

...Because Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
I had to invoke the Weeble Law on the way over here, since there was a dude wobbling on his bike for 3 minutes and he couldn't decide if he wanted to make that left.
by Stiricide August 30, 2010
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Weebread

2 versions of the word

1. Just simply the occasion when there is bread thats got wee on it.

2. Used as an insult, the person who pulls out the "weebread" always wins the argument.
Your such a weebread.
Shutup you little weebread.
by Jobbs August 19, 2012
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Weeblin

A person under the age of 18, still attending school and living with parents. Weeblins do not have a job or any source of income besides their parents. Others can be referred to as a weeblin from the day they are born until they turn 18
Friend: Hey, she's pretty cute.
Me: Dude she's just a weeblin!

The mall today was full of fucking weeblins
by Fester541 June 25, 2012
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Weebsbury Crease

The act of making a distinct bend in your raffle card/paper before dropping it in a bowl used for a drawing. As a raffle-drawer is more likely to pick a card that sticks out rather than lays flat, it increases the chance of the card being drawn.
I really wanted to win the signed Wallace and Gromit statue, so I gave my raffle ticket a Weebsbury Crease.
by the handle is blank June 22, 2016
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weebday

A day for weeaboo's

Consists of: Watching anime

Fapping to hentai
"Hey I am about to have a weebday"
"What is that?"
"Don't question the weeb ways"
by Pinkinator July 10, 2017
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weebtaku

A weeaboo that embraces his/her inner weeb but still demands to be called am otaku.
This weeb says he's an otaku, sheesh I'm tired of these pathetic weebtakus.
by Weebtaku productions November 2, 2017
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Weebspeak

Rudimentary Japanese that consists of common phrases used in animes, particularly in shonen jumps.
Franny: "I'm so sad"
Amanat: "daijōbu"
Franny: "Stop it with the weebspeak Amanat you've only watched Naruto"
by Weebyweeb November 1, 2018
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