hows the weather down there

A dick thing you say to a short person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather down there?"

Person 2 "Fuck you."

by anonymousfriedchicken March 27, 2017

are you watching me

I am.

"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

watch

something on your wrist to tell the time

i have a new watch

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Uncle Watchamamacallit

Someone that is not really anyone.

- Who?
- Uncle Watchamamacallit

by Alex Panzer August 30, 2005

Watchu faka

1. Shit is going down, you are gonna fight

2. Typical call outs that people of Hawai use when things get heated

3. The first thing said at graduation patehs when da peoples is suckin up the green bottles kinda too much...but eh no such ting as too much

Unko Boi: "watchu faka!"

Steve: who me?

Unko Boi: Yeah you! Why you was giving me dat eye foa?

Steve: oh sorry sorry.

Unko Boi: You lucky i neva lick you! Bettah watchit!

by AinaOMolokai March 5, 2018

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

by Quackers12345 December 12, 2010

swedish watch

when someone asks about the tima and you pull out your penis and wrap it around your wrist like a watch and pretend to check the time. Very funny but you ought to be careful whos around as to avoid charges of sexual misconduct(not good)

john pulled a swedish watch on those chicks and i couldnt stop laughing

by sd spangler April 19, 2004