If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?

son : is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

father: Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Now, I beg, please doff me a hat, and go study your high school chemistry comme du monde.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?

person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula H2SO4, is one of the main components of acid rain?

by Sexydimma October 2, 2012

Butt fuck no where

Butt fuck no where is where your girl friends lives in the country

Hi Andy, where does scout live “ butt fuck no where” right mate, so middle of no where! Yer bro

by I love you Scout December 18, 2018

The Land Where People Go To Die

Synonymous with Yarmouth yet more appropriately and onimously named, The Land Where People Go To Die is much like The Land That Time Forgot -- meaning of course that you won't be coming back because the headhunters and savages will tear you apart limb by limb, and speak in quasi-native languages that are incomprehensible (see Franglais or Acadien).

Steve : I was visiting Maine to meet Stephen King, and he told me to visit The Land Where People Go To Die. I didn't understand what he meant, maybe he was just trying to freak me out.

Tyler : Dude, don't go there! Where do you think he got most of his ideas from? He's referring to Yarmouth! It's right across the water! I've never heard of anyone ever coming back.

by Anty127 February 14, 2024

kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows

This speaks to the act of giving a woman oral pleasure from her toes up to where her love flows - her wonderful center of sexual pleasure. This act should take several moments of delicate, selective, and sensitive kissing. Take your time for you don't know if it may ever happen again.

Brendon was trying to be poetic in a text to Allison and declared that he would give anything to be able to kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows. He waited patiently and then anxiously for her reply. Her reply provided him with a visual map for him to explore. Naturally he was so excited he took matters into his own hands before he was able to reply to her. His journey was set to begin later that evening...

by von groovy July 11, 2024

Where yo bev at?

A slang term for not having your beverage at the dinner table while eating.

Tyler: This burger bussin bussin ong ong.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at?
Tyler: I'm sorry I didn't get any water.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at? *Shoots Tyler 27 times

by TheHolySampleText July 12, 2021