coochie water

the water that comes from your coochie when the water hits it

my panties got coochie water on it

by coochiewater316 May 31, 2019

Sad Nigga Cheese Water

Saying that is used after a sad occurance on social media.

Oh my God like no cap he just overdosed. Sad Nigga Cheese Water.

by REEF BOX Nation August 15, 2019

Waterloo Waterbreaker

When you pick up a drunk pregnant woman and take her to an alley and fuck her in the ass. Just as you are about to cum you put your hands over her vagina hence creating a vacuum in her vagina. The instant before you bust you release your hand causing her water to burst, the baby to be born and you to ejaculate upon it simultaneously. Then you stab her and raise the baby as your own.

Patrick: Yo, I gave that bitch Hang a serious Waterloo Waterbreaker last night. Now I must raise her son...

by Devacurrent Motor August 6, 2008

bong water

the bong water is the water in the bong.
you must not drink the bong water.
its not tempting cos it looks like shit.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bong water

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

waterboarding

One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.

The CIA and US military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005

pushing water uphill

a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.

literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.

by earpuller January 19, 2006

water is wet

The truth is... water is indeed wet. If it can get things wet, it itself would be wet. Even if "wet is just a description of our experience of water", why can't water be described as wet?

Dumbass: Water is not wet
Average guy: Are you fucking stupid? Water is wet.

by Hayden Avengerkid5 May 20, 2018