Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.
Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.
by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019
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Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.
Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.
by Hman April 18, 2008
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Vaginally Overpowered

The aristocracy has gone from Ivan the Terrible and Peter the Great to Harry the Vaginally Overpowered.
by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022
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Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.
She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.
by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018
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Vaginal Depression

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.
-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.
by Quan Master Flex July 23, 2012
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vaginal suppositories

Omg did I tell you I got Brady's vaginal suppositories in my cunt last night
by Pussy eaterr123 September 18, 2017
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Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.
Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.
by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023
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