A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina
by albinoswag February 23, 2016
by Scimitar May 07, 2022
A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 06, 2018
A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.
by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 17, 2023
I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"
by Yodas Dong November 29, 2021
“She contracted vaginal infections from having sex with a miniature stallion”
Alt. Example
“The police officer searched the vaginal cavity of the woman and discovered singular gram of crack cocaine”
Alt. Example
“The police officer searched the vaginal cavity of the woman and discovered singular gram of crack cocaine”
by Maxolutely August 27, 2019
by Scimitar May 01, 2022