Silica Vaginitis

A condition, commonly involved with men, where there is physical, mental or emotional pain preventing them from peak performance of an activity and/or providing an excuse for lack of peak performance, colloquially known as “sand in the vagina.” See also transitory silica vaginitis, chronic silica vaginitis.

Mike missed his tennis lesson today because he had Silica Vaginitis in his elbow.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

Vaginal Jousting

When two women use a double ended dildo

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting

by Gfckrslf June 22, 2024

vaginal cream

It’s apt reward for clit lickers.

Quality vaginal cream is best reward for fucking clit-lickers

by Scimitar May 7, 2022

Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)

Your ex is such a vaginal turd!

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

Vaginally Overpowered

A pc version of pussy whipped.

The aristocracy has gone from Ivan the Terrible and Peter the Great to Harry the Vaginally Overpowered.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022