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stupid insult used by dumass stoner townies when challenged by anyone
<cool person 1>"look at that dumass townie"
<cool person 2>"yeah what a kev"
<cool people> "OI UNTZ!"
<townie> Yeah i did ur mum last night she was well fat and crap.
<cool people> oh arnt we original
<townie> aaaaha ur mum
ur mum by schmuckman January 8, 2005
person: today is thursday.
you: ur face is thursday
person: DONT QUESTION ME!
you: ur face is thursday and questions its self
person: ...
you: UR FACE IS A ...
person: ****
you:UR FACE IS A ****
PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...
person: im hungry
you: UR FACE IS! MUHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!
ur face by jdanderson April 30, 2015

Ur mum gay

Usually used by 13 yr old edge Lords, ur mum gay is a ultimate comeback, kinda like hanzos ultimate. It will completely change the tides of a flame war
Person 1: your mom so tiny she could only clime to the top of mountain dew
Person 2: ur mum gay
Person 1: admits defeat and drinks bleach

Ur daddy a trappy

An insult compared to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian but to an even greater effect.
Mark:dude ur mom gay

Doug:oh yeah ur daddy a trappy
*Mark disintergrates into ash from harsh roast*
Ur daddy a trappy by gonzalo878 March 13, 2018

ur tot a thot 

a secret weapon to use in a conversation when someone unleashes ur grandpap a trap and destroys the next generation of the other dude

(a tot is a very young child)
Dude: ur mom gay

You : ur dad lesbian

Dude: no u

You: ur granny tranny

Dude: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP

You: UR TOT A THOT

*dude explodes and turns into a black hole sucking everything because he gay*
ur tot a thot by luyil May 10, 2018

ur parents gay XD

The worst insult you could ever say to another. The only comeback that can be used against the following.
Trumps ur mom gay lol
Trumps ur dad lesbian lmao
Trumps ur granny tranny
Trumps ur grandpap a trap
nothing can stop this insult, after saying to another they instantaneously light in flames and teleport to the depths of hell
ur mom gay lol
well ur dad lesbian
no u

well ur granny tranny
but ur grandpap a trap
So.. ur parents gay XD
*Lights in flames and teleports*