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Ultimate Flashpan

Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.
Have you been ultimate flashpanned?
by keepaneyeonus November 14, 2011
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ultimurdered

adj- when an individual (predominantly female) forces and/or coerces another individual (typically male) into a marriage or nuptial contract with the intention of continuing a failed relationship on grounds of discontinuing coitus or threatened reprisal, at cost of removing any remaining pride, independence, and/or life goals.
In order to cease his girlfriend's incessant nagging, James was ultimurdered into marrying the wrong woman.
by hwebb23 May 23, 2015
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ultimate shotties

To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
by rogerrasheed June 6, 2015
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ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...
Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?
by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015
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ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.
OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015
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ultimat3

an ultimat3 is a person with no skill or ability and whatever they do. They also like to gloat and believe they are all that.
Oh my he is such an ultimat3 he can't do anything and he believes he can.
by reaperoflost September 3, 2016
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Ultimatism

Ultimatism is the last art movement
by travels August 17, 2016
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