turkey ball

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.

"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"

by umbie March 21, 2004

turkey sandwich

1.Pure awesome palced between two pre-sliced slices of bread.
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"

Ham sucks.-----------------------It really does.
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?

by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006

Turkey Gobble

Where a girl starts playing with your ball sack(representing a turkeys hangy thing)

I enjoy it when my girl turkey gobbles me.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

turkey sweeper

When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.

Jennifer Aniston is a turkey sweeper.

by Porkbrains November 5, 2013

Turkey-Lurking

Turkey-Lurking means walking around randomly and aimlessly.

Why are you just turkey-lurking?

by Capn Majesty May 22, 2023

Turkey farm

A noisy location where one cannot understand the topic of discussion of those in that location.

SCREAM It sure as hell is a turkey farm here.

by The Master of Nothing July 4, 2016

squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once

Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey

by PeachButt February 12, 2017