the highway of tears

Highway 16 in Canada is also known as the highway of tears because a large number of hitchhikers have been murdered along it. The term particularly refers to the stretch from Prince Rupert to Prince George.

Girls should never hitch alone on the highway of tears because lots of women have been murdered along it; some people think that it is the work of a serial killer.

by moonbug November 13, 2006

tear jearker

a sentimental handjob.

robert got a handjob during the movie -the note book, it was a real tear jearker

by brad cofey February 23, 2008

Tear Jerk

When you masturbate while crying and use your tears for a lubricant

After he got dumped the threw a tear jerk to his ex girl friend for three weeks.

by nick butz December 15, 2011

Pussy boy tears

When girls masturbate when sad

“I had pussy boy tears last night”

by Sad ); November 30, 2018

Purple Tears

If girls wear Purple Tears under their eyes, it means one of two things.

1. They are high on weed or drugs at the club.
2. They are down to fuck with strangers.

Example 1: "purple" is a slang term for high quality weed.
Example 2: "purple teardrops(Purple Tears) I cry" - Lady Gaga, Paparazzi

by cleanfresh1 April 4, 2010

Male Tears

1. Men acting as if they experience sexism in an inherently patriarchal society.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.

Person 1: "But what about custody legislation?"
Person 2: "Stop with the male tears please."

by varyaner January 5, 2015

tears

A situation which is very bad.

'That dj was absolute tears.'

'I can't come out tonight I've lost my wallet, it's tears.'

by Maccy February 10, 2004