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Carve the turkey

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.
I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!
by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014
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Basting the Turkey

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.
Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009
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Turkey Blaster

To insert a finger with crushed up crystal meth on it into an anus to produce a speed like affect on a victem.
I`ll use the Turkey Blaster on that chick and get her all horney so we can run a train on her.
by Tina Tongetwat June 5, 2007
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Stuff The Turkey

To cum repetitively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with cum. To fill them anally.
Darlene Gal: First I'll stuff our Thanksgiving Turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
Phillip Ta Gal: Oh, I'll Stuff The Turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.
by G.M.H. June 2, 2009
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Torrey Pines High School

A high school in San Diego known for fugly guys, ugly whores with mini skirts that show the bottom of their ass crack, who wear Juicy Couture when they dont know what the fuck couture even means. Douchbag guys who believe they are cool when in reality they couldnt even get an asian nerd to date their ass.

Also a place to find some cheap weed in desperate times.

Since its in the suburbans, they think everyone is rich so the cafeteria sells a motherfucking slice of shitty pizza that is a week old for $3 and $4 smoothies that literally taste worse than rotten elderly ass.
Guy 1: Man you goin to torrey pines high school next year as a freshman?
Guy 2: Yeah dude is that a bad idea?
Guy 1: Go to urbandictionary and look up torrey pines then tell me if you want to go there.
by Krizzly420 June 10, 2011
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turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)
Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.
by ryan November 19, 2003
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