A sexual act in which, a male goes two three years Dagestan and trains for hours each day allowing for sweat and smegma to build up within their foreskin they will not shower but instead will allow Islam makachev to use their genitalia as a punching bag and hit it over and over until all the smegma is gone
Last night me and Bryce tried Dagestani flicker gooning after Bryce spent 3 years in Dagestan. Bryce's taint is gone.
by jsmith33334 April 16, 2025
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Get the Goon mug.A Goon Bubbler can refer to any person who "goon bubbles", the act of "goon bubbling" is being so aroused in any scenario where bubbles start popping out of your dick.
Most cases happen with people who haven't ever had any sexual or even romantic relationships. With a typical case the "goon bubble" session can last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. With a continuous stream of bubbles erupting quite quickly from a penis.
A subject feels very aroused when this activity occurs. It is quite rare and very taboo to mention aloud. If people find out you are a goon bubbler they will most likely bully you for having a bitchless alpha mindset.
If I find out you're a goon bubbler I will have to sacrifice you to an altar, of any kind shape or form.
Most cases happen with people who haven't ever had any sexual or even romantic relationships. With a typical case the "goon bubble" session can last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. With a continuous stream of bubbles erupting quite quickly from a penis.
A subject feels very aroused when this activity occurs. It is quite rare and very taboo to mention aloud. If people find out you are a goon bubbler they will most likely bully you for having a bitchless alpha mindset.
If I find out you're a goon bubbler I will have to sacrifice you to an altar, of any kind shape or form.
Person 1: "Eww look at that guy. I heard his name is Nathan... my friend told me that Nathan is a GOON BUBBLER"
Person 2: "Aw dude I feel bad for Nathan, poor guy probably cant handle the addiction. Or maybe he likes it?.."
Person 2: "Aw dude I feel bad for Nathan, poor guy probably cant handle the addiction. Or maybe he likes it?.."
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by nicwil3799 April 10, 2023
Get the gooning mug.Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.
"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."
Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."
Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"
Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."
Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"
Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
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Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."
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