Vag-cano

A variation of the sex act: Fresh-Maker in which the performer adds soda to the mix creating a volcano.

That girl said she was into science so I gave her a Vag-Cano like my 3rd grade science project.

by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024

Khamzat Vag

A vagina with one lip tighter than the other, resembling scar tissue from multiple cleft pallet surgeries.

Becky whistled when she ran as result of her khamzat vag.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

bling vag

(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.

John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.

Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....

Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"

John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."

Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."

John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"

Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."

John: speechless

Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"

by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011

Vino Vag

Like whiskey dick but for the ladies; when a woman is unable to sexually perform and/or unable to climax after a night of drinking

Don’t beat yourself up, bruh… she just had vino vag

by Buttcrumbsarereal June 12, 2025

smug vag

If you say that some woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are.

She is such a smug vag for solving the wordle in a few seconds while it took me an hour.

by spsid13 February 1, 2022

Tea Vagged

When a female player in an online multiplayer game
kills another player and runs up and kneels over the players face bobbing up and down and/or spins.

I can't believe Jenna kicked your ass in BF3 last night. She so Tea Vagged you at least a dozen times.

by PizzaManDude September 7, 2013

Vag

1. Abbreviation for Vagina.
2. Can mean something is awesome.
3. Can also mean something very bad.

I put my dick deep in her Vag.

OMG that was so Vag.

Kevin Owens is a giant Vag.

by ImmortalEdgeHD February 9, 2017