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fuser steamer

The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.

Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.
"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"
by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012
mugGet the fuser steamermug.

Newfoundland Steamer

Taking a poop while the shower is running, which createsa poop-steam combo.
Yes, by....that's a ripe Newfoundland Steamer you left for pa
by Fly-By Day March 20, 2024
mugGet the Newfoundland Steamermug.

New York Steamer

A sloppy sandwich with a sexual reference. Usually eaten by Pueblo fold from El Paso.
Damn bro don’t be a kitty kat, put that New York Steamer in your mouth.
by Qbert 1978! October 23, 2019
mugGet the New York Steamermug.

fenway steamer

When a New York Yankees fan buys the Souvenir Red Sox popcorn helmet at Fenway Park , finishes the popcorn, takes a shit in the Red Sox helmet , and slams the shit filled helmet on the piece of shit Red Sox fan in front of him. The Yankees win! Thaaaaaaaaa Yankees WIN!
If you get the popcorn souvenir helmet , you have to give the Fenway Steamer when you’re done.
by MackleDeeslong August 13, 2022
mugGet the fenway steamermug.

Stanley Steamer

When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.
Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.
by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018
mugGet the Stanley Steamermug.

cw steamer

When crockpot connor leaves a hit n run in the upstairs bathroom
Crock left another cw steamer, kid needs to learn how to flush.
by crock September 17, 2022
mugGet the cw steamermug.

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