Woke

Arising from one's bed place and somehow crossing into the space time continuum forever damaging one's psyche. Being lost in the land of fucktards. Maybe you should go back to bed, dumbass. Don't get on up, we'll tell you when to wake up. Bitch.

He woke up on the wrong side of the bed and never recovered.

by bomman950 March 28, 2023

Woke

A word used to describe any ineffectual or ill-conceived product or policy generated by those who self-identify as exceptionally virtuous.

Those dried cucumber drinking straws sure turned out to be mushy, woke mess.

by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024

Woke

A word that’s been made bereft of meaning due to suckers who hate and blame progressive for their own failures in life using it to describe everything since 2012.

Person A: “That Movie’s Woke!”
Person B: “You’ve said that about 500 things this year. Give a criticism with an ounce of substance.”

by Colonel Kakarrot November 24, 2022

Woke

A label invented by conservatives, referring to left-wing monoculture. Wokeness refers to a set of ideology and values, the mass-media machine that disseminates them, and the system of social-pressure that silences and censors dissenters.

"Here at Acme Tech, we promote based on race and gender, not performance."
"Wow stop being so woke."

"It was a great children's TV series until season 3, then the writers went woke and turned half the characters gay."

"The new elementary school history curriculum went woke; now they vilify the United States and the founding fathers."

by PaulFidika July 25, 2022

Woke

Awareness or deep understanding of a topic, issue, or concern. A clarity of causations.

Some people are woke when it comes to racism, yet they do little to become a true ally.

by Okisee March 28, 2021

woke

Originally, this word referred to people who were awake about conspiracy theories (at this point, conspiracy facts).

Then, it became a word to refer to SJWs, as the most popular voted definition describes.

"Why do coins have ridges?"
"Dude, if you don't know why coins have ridges, you're not woke."

by megumeat January 24, 2024

Woke

Common trait among redditors, basically you're a somethingphobic somethingism bigot if you don't agree their shitty opinions

Woke people are annoying as heck, and they unironically think they could change the future.

by Lixie_ March 7, 2023