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chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of someone else’s asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd has no ridges or lumps.
“Oh I think I might need to shit soon.”
“You want me to give you a chocolate slug?”
by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025
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slug-lame

Devoid of the necessary emotional or artistic mobility to make the slightest impact despite all efforts, if any.
Those songs sucked the first time around, you expect people to pay a cover to listen to the same slug-lame arrangement of all of them, back-to-back, for three hours?
by Zappin' Nap January 8, 2022
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Slug

by Neffew July 25, 2020
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Sizable slug

Big big bad slug who could hurt you and slimy all over you
AH! The sizable slug is coming! Run!
by sluggod February 3, 2020
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Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.
“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
by Jimbo Baggins May 6, 2023
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Slug fuck

A lover which just lays there when you're have sex
Dude, no matter how hard I pounded her she just laid there like a slug fuck.
by @CAT52 April 8, 2024
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Mud slug

A whimsical colloquial term for a piece of fecal matter.
After a heavy rain, the backyard became a treacherous terrain, and my shoe inadvertently encountered a mud slug.
by Gr0undhog January 22, 2024
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