slimey rod

Where a certain girl you love intakes a lot of laxatives and shits all over your cock then cuts a hole in a water melon and forcefully Rams your penis inside it

You mate I got a Slimey rod last night

by Gingerbearhairsasha August 2, 2017

trash rod

Slang for the russian mosin nagant bolt action service rifle, used n the gun community. The term came to be do to its piano-heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)

John: Matt bought another trash rod, claims their superior.
Mich: Poor guy, just wish he knew his rifles better.

by Norwegain_dude2007 July 29, 2021

Knock the rod

Having sex

They knocked the rod after the game.

Knock the rod means having sex

by FredLikesBread June 7, 2018

rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.

by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

Rat rod

A male rats genitals. The word is believed to be first used somewhere around 4000 years ago somewhere in India. The word is now used by modern street gangs near the u.s. mexican boarder.

Yo Holmes, did you see Jake last night, that homo was suckin on a rat rod.

by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024

Rod chaser

A female that chases welders, specifically pipeline welders. She takes all of his money but fucks all of his friends. These type of women can usually be found trolling through RV parks looking for the next welding rig.

Cab up and hide your rig! There’s a rod chaser on the loose!

by weldfastandeatass May 5, 2019

Z-rod

My dog's pecker, it's huge!!!!

Tie him down by Z-rod...

by P-didit June 15, 2009