Rob

Full name Robert. You will meet no one more frustrating than a Rob. Whether you're having a Fifa or Fortnite sesh with the boys or planning on having a few bevs at the local pub, it's always the right decision to "Appear Offline" and keeping your party on private or, for logical pub reasons, leaving him the fuck at home.

Mate 1: I can't pick up a single chick tonight. Is it what I'm wearing?
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.

by WILL.I.AM.NOTT April 29, 2020

Rob Your Son

The nickname of the Infamous George Robson who gets no bitches and no friends.

Oh shit its George Rob Your Son. Bully him

by pussay Lover March 11, 2022

rob west

Cock head boss,

Pretty boy loves himself,
Cheats on his wife with co worker,
Gets blown in carpark at Galleria

Oh my god, He's a total Rob West.

Gets cock sucked in Galleria car park by co worker so she can keep her job, Such a Rob West.
Cheats on his wife, getting blown in a carpark like a Rob West.

by SadMac February 8, 2015

Rob

The most amazing man among men. An honest person,faithful husband. Polite to a fault but is an unconquerable opponent should you find yourself on his bad side. Robs are generous and witty. Intelligence is one of the many traits hard to hide for them.

Rob is amazing. He loves his wife Rose.

by Aew-some June 24, 2018

j-rob

to brutally sexually assault

Make sure you ask for consent, you don't want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

Rob Andrei

Rob Andrei is an ambivert who enjoys reading and is a geek. He is a compassionate person, yet there are moments when he goes too far. Rob may appear to have a cold demeanor at first, although he is a nice person. He is both witty and approachable.

Rob Andrei is a huge fan of Pop, K-Pop, and R&B music.

by chickrin June 8, 2021

The J-ROB FOOTJOB

A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.

Please, I beg of you, not The J-ROB FOOTJOB

by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022