puss kiss

The act of a gay male mistakenly kissing a straight male due to the aforementioned straight male being a giant drunken pretty pussy, therefore mistaken for a subservient gay male.
Rosco of Telledega had a great big puss kiss in the lodge washroom on an unfortunate and confusing drunken weekend adventure.
by Woo pub September 24, 2017
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Puss Goggles

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)
Damn bro, yo Puss goggles give you sum mad Puss game.
by Aristondemos October 30, 2020
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Kitty Puss

when one of your favourite teachers, Donny Huckel, tells you about his cat, kitty puss
"PLEASE DONNY! TELL US ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY KITTY PUSS PLEASE SIR!"

Said the children
"Oh Okay Fine, Kitty Puss is Magical! He Ran Onto The Road And Didn't Even Get Hit!"
Said Donny
"WOOOOOW!!"

Said The Children
by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 05, 2021
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Puss Patch

1. Being a pussy on a higher level requireing the addition of patch. Mainly related to lack of parting, drinking, smoking, etc.
"What? You don't want to come to the bar? Don't be such a puss patch."

"You don't want to hit this joint? Wow you are the biggest puss patch."
by Cullen johnson March 09, 2005
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PUSS ACHE

A insulting term used in Fife, Scotland for someone who is not pretty or has a general highly defined resting bitch face.
"Hey puss ache!" or "He looked like a real puss ache"
by 31merfud January 31, 2021
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F-airy Puss

When your having sex with a girl who has a fucking hairy pussy.
hey bro me and this girl were gonna have sex but i noticed she had a F-airy Puss! SICK!!!
by melkizzzle July 06, 2009
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Lick a lotta puss

I seen a dinosaur looking a lot of puss on the hilltop
I walk in my room and I caught my b**** with a lick a lotta puss
by Methanight Joe leis November 13, 2019
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