Moon Bagging

Moon Bagging is when a wine-o removes the bag from boxed wine and drinks straight from the tap of the bag.

"WOW, Jane really loves Moon Bagging. She went through an entire one last night before she hit the floor".

"Let us just go ahead and moon bag that box of wine".

by COMTEE April 17, 2019

moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out

Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz

by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018

Moon-Cheese

Term describing cash currency or money.

Bro had to withdraw a shit ton of Moon-Cheese to bail mom out of jail.

by Tezzlha February 28, 2021

Moon Lit

When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.

Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"

Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."

by TrillaryClinton November 14, 2016

Moon Pie

When a female “moons” an audience by bending forward and pulling down her pants, skirt, etc. thereby exposing her bare buttocks, but also her vulva.

“Wee you at that crazy-ass party Saturday night?”
“No, but I did gets fantastic moon pie from a car full of sorority girls when I was leaving Pizza City!”

by NightFallInc February 27, 2021

moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021

Moon Invasion

Something that occurs during Moonlanding - reaching through your legs, grabbing their balls, screaming "Ground control"

Damn that was quite the Moon Invasion on my ball there Lizzy.

by Cornzilla April 12, 2023