Monkey Shagger

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Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019

Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.

Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit

by Yabagoot May 13, 2018

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

wombat monkey

an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.

Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!

by Lilrandom July 6, 2008

Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020

Monkey buster

A sex position where a man and woman do doggy-style while another woman sits on the man and humps his back
(the man will have to hunch over woman 1 while woman 2 humps his back)

Monkey noises can be expressed if all party's involved feel inclined

Hey Man! I just "Monkey busted" with Julie and Susie!!!

Hey do you Girls wanna do the "Monkey buster"?

by Coolboyboog December 13, 2022

Lab Monkey

Low-grade worker in a laboratory. The same kind of idea as CAD monkey, Grease monkey or Lab rat.

That Sanjay got conned into being George's lab monkey.

by ProcessMaster August 14, 2016