One Word Text

What girls use in a text message to indicate that they are done talking to you. Usually implies that they are unhappy with you.

Classic One Word Texts:

Boy Text: "What's up?"

Girl Text: "Nothing."

Boy Text: "I see. I'm just chilling today"

Girl Text: "K"

Boy text: "Is everything ok?"

Girl Text: "Yep"

by pacothejew September 8, 2011

pocket text

when your phone is in your pocket and accidently sends someone a text

Friend: hey whats "ku?"
Me: oh sorry that was a pocket text

by DAGMARTHEUNSTOPPABLE March 29, 2009

Prehistoric Text

Refers to an old Text message.

Thats one Prehistoric Text message.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

consensual text

consensual text describes a mutual textually satisfying relationship between two consenting adults.

Jim: Man!!! That's the 7th text you've received in the last five minutes...isn't that a bit too intense?

Mike: No, I like it. It's just consensual text.

by MikeBus November 21, 2010

phantom text

A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.

A texting miscarriage.

Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."

by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009

Rorshach Text

An ambiguous text message that could be interpreted any one of a number of ways. The ambiguity is often, but not exclusively, of a sexual nature.

This girl just sent me a total Rorshach text: "I was really excited to come tonight, but I'm feeling a little tired now."

I can't understand any of James's Rorshach texts, I think he must be drunk or high.

by kingmob? August 9, 2010

trojan text

when a student at USC is robbed, mugged, stabbed or shot; other students will send out a mass text warning other students

fuck! i was going to go see someone at frat row, but i just got a trojan text

by other dude February 24, 2011