texas brushpopper

An awsome word John wayne, the duke, the baddest cowboy around , called somebody when he gets pissed off! its usually another term for asshole

"you do it and it'll be the worst mistake you ever made you texas brushpopper"

by m dog jenkins June 21, 2006

lubbock, texas

home to the best college available, Texas Tech!

lubbock, texas is like drunk sex: you're out before you even realize you're in.

by aybaylay June 16, 2008

Texas Steamroller

When you put saran wrap in your mouth and you have a guy or girl shit in your mouth.

Im a scat freak, give me a texas steamroller!

by RWJ October 18, 2008

Texas History

A class that you have to take in 4th grade and 7th grade in Texas. It's pointless and no one ever pays attention. Everyone copies the answers from the stupid text book. I honestly don't know anyone who knows shit about it.

Me: Crap I have Texas History next
Other Person: Skip it. You don't learn anything anyway.

by sparkleziez August 6, 2009

Texas tea

Slang term for crude oil, which is a resource located in Texas as well in other parts of the world.

"...and then one day he was shootin' at some food, and up from the ground came bubblin' crude. Oil that is: black gold, texas tea..."

by Chairman July 6, 2004

Texas Toast

When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!

Tim Texas Toast my face the other day.

by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009

Texas Funeral

A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.

"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."

by Itsfromkillbillguys April 18, 2010