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tennis

a sport in which you let out all your sexual tension through the art of grunting
while your with your girlfriend who doesnt wanna do it: lets go play tennis!
by tennisman2 December 23, 2008
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Tenneseee taint tickler

A sex position in which a toothpick is stuck down the tip of your penis and a marshmallow is stuck into the crevices of the girls Anal cavity during anal sex the goal is to stick the toothpick into the marshmallow and with drawl it from her ass hole
Yo jack kiselsa trying to go do the tenneseee taint tickler
by Jackhasaids May 26, 2018
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University of Tennessee

A terrible school and they are very overrated and liked by uncircumcised people that’s names are Gaston
university of Tennessee is a very bad sports college and is filled with uncircumcised people, they Rome the halls
by Hiiopaudh April 15, 2019
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after tennis activities

a refrence to any sexual activity executed between two men, one of which having a girlfriend/wife. Refer to "Burp Job".
REALLY.....Just read the burp job entry, but if you really need an example; Tob and Brad engaged in some "after tennis activities" while Brad's wife was out of town.
by Lord Mooseknuckle March 23, 2007
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tenny

An amount of high quality marijuana but only 10 dollars worth. also known as a "ten bud". Most dealers won't sell these but if your close and or desprate they will. A very nice alternative to smoking low grade weed when you dont got much cash.
Cory:"Hey dude how much we got total?"
Ethan:"shit, only 12 bucks and i dont want a dime of schwag!"
Cory:"no, thats good! we can get a tenny from my dude"
by SkunkyBuds July 11, 2006
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Tennis

An activity that’s IS NOT A SPORT. IT REQUIRES NO SKILL.
Carolyn plays tennis. It isn’t a sport
by Fuck12andShit March 12, 2019
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Tennessee

A seriously bad ass state. The people here are fucking hot, and the only rednecks live in Memphis, which everyone avoids anyway. If you hate on it you've probably never even been here before, or you're a whiny, sexually confused, and *completely* misunderstood 16-year-old that wants to be a painter when you grow up. This state is infinitely better than every other southern state, and is also the birthplace of Arnold Swarzeniggerface, Quentin Tarantino, Johnny Cash, and Elvis Presley, among many others. A metric shit ton of awesome bands have come from here and most of them are probably better than 95% of the other musicians out there right now.
Some unfunny nigger on this generally unfunny website called Urban Dictionary claiming to be from Tennessee made a list exploiting his or her homosexuality under the disguise of a list about things to know if you're going to Tennessee. Please note that everything about said list is similar to, if not completely engulfed in, the substance that exits a bull's colon and then proceeds to flow from its anus.
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