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Brooklyn tech

A school full of over achievers, depressed kids and druggies. Its fucking huge with almost 6000 kids. Everyone is smart to some degree but because of the drugs and depression a lot kids don't live up to their potential. Most kids (including me) are butt ugly which leads to engineer's eye. Fights rarely happen because the kids are too pussy/depressed/high to care. If u wanna do well just pay attention most of the time in class. Also beware of pedo teachers, we're kinda famous for that.
I go to brooklyn tech, a city block sized detention center in downtown brooklyn.
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Lead Computer Tech

Someone that is in control of all IBM Lab tops at School. Has ultimate control under the jurisdiction of Mr. Tanner.

They have an unseen presence about them, they can fix and repair almost anything that is electronic.

They have gone through classes to get to the status they have and will forever be remembered in the history of school.
Lead Computer Tech Zach,Lead Computer Tech Mark,Lead Computer Tech Other Mark,Lead Computer Tech Josh,Lead Computer Tech Joey
by Super Z January 27, 2009
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tech mexicans

All of the Chinese and Indians that work menial janitorial and kitchen jobs at Michigan Technological University.
I got a job washing dishes with all the tech mexicans.
by Phil Cutre August 5, 2009
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virginia tech

A second-rate university geared toward students who couldn't get into UVA.
Since you have a room-temperature IQ and like to fuck pigs, Virginia Tech will be a great place for you to mistake your classmates for intelligent people, and jerk off to pictures of UVA girls.
by tech bitches shouldn't talk March 17, 2005
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Eastern Tech

all the kids are stuck up...and think there better then everyone else....we all wanted to go there now we all want to leave...everyday someone is getting transferred because the school is so gay...the teachers are all bitches....push us to hard and then wonder why were so dumb...the principal tells everyone we do great because hes putting out false informantio...then they blame it on the middle schools why were so dumb
teacher-tom whats 2 plus 2?
tom-umm 22?
teacher-did you go 2 middle school?
tom-yea
teacher-thats why
by .......SECRET...... March 12, 2005
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Tech 10

A girl who would score no more than a 3 on the 10-scale, yet appears a 10 to a Tech student due to a phenomenon known as Tech Goggles or Riddle Vision
Man, that chick is ugly.

No way man, she's a tech 10!
by NM Rox March 15, 2005
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tech guru

This male or female has a broad interest in technology and loves everything "techy", keep in mind- don't start any discussions about Apple or Android.
Dang, this girl is a tech guru! She knows everything about my new computer!
by Thenewgoldfish April 4, 2016
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