Tea Party

An American grassroots movement whose members are conservative and believe in the founding principle of limited government. The Tea Party believes in a balanced budget and pushes for fiscal responsibility in Washington. The Tea Party believes in reduced federal spending and a reduction in the national debt. Members are concerned Americans that are trying to push for common sense in Washington and they are trying to restore truth and honor to America. These individuals are conservatives, libertarians, Americans and are people that believe in the truth and nothing less!

I went to a Tea Party rally where we waved American flags and called for limited government, reduced spending, and a repeal of ObamaCare!

by americantexan September 16, 2011

tea bagging

the act of putting your hairy, sweaty testicles on someones fore head and then placing your long, hairy penis on their nose between their eyes when they are asleep.

Your sister passionately licked my penis when she woke up and discovered i was tea bagging her.

by o0oohyeah December 13, 2004

Tea Bagged

when one is left with testicle prints on their lips, chin or forehead. usually after a practical joke played by his friends.

Do you think Ray will know he was Tea Bagged last night when he fell asleep?

by T3 April 12, 2006

Tea Tard

When go to get a glass of sweet tea and want to know what retard put the container back in the fridge with only 1/16 of an inch left!

"I'm gonna throat punch the Tea Tard that didn't make any more tea!"

by PenOfFire October 15, 2011

Tea steamer

When you masturbate so fast and feverishly that your penis lights on fire and you run in to a british persons house and dump their pot of tea all over your cock to get the fire out but it makes it worse so you get hurt and shit all over their dinner and then one of the british guards who never moves run into the house and say, "By george, give me some fooking tea and crumpets before I make fish and chips out of your arse!" Then you shit all over the guards hat and it looks like a furry shitty beaver! Then you use it as a dildo and stick in the british women's vagina that cooked the dinner. And she screams, "Bloody Hell you shtupid wanker" then to make a funny you say "I like your fucking couch!" and then shit on it and walk out!

Have you ever made one of those british gaurds move! yeah I sure have I did a tea steamer!

by Greg Van Gastel Stinkenstein May 13, 2006

tea baggin

when a man places his scrotom on somone's face while that person wheter it be a male/female is sleepin, very unexpecting and takes a picture for proof

I tea bagged my boyfriend last nite

by big_wood September 14, 2005

tea bagley

The art of baggers dipping testicles in pollards grotesque dripping aids infested penis receiving flange shaped mouth

Yo, u did a tea bagley there.

Death by tea bagley - she choked on your hairy nut sack

Hickin tea bagged harriet.

hickin scat fetish loved tea bagging whilst scatting

i want to suck your scrote, please tea bag me right now. go on do a tea bagley then scat in my mouth, i love the scat. nowt better than a bit nutty scat. yeeeeaaa ahh haa i like it its nutty mmmmmm.

by Fishmanman March 2, 2008