why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

Working under the table

Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.

Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.

well, I hear she's been working under the table a lot

by CJBrimson August 13, 2011

glass table

when you cum on a girls face then wash it off with piss...looks like a streaky glass table!!!

she was upset when I unloaded on he face, so I finished it like a glass table!

by Krazzzy November 4, 2006

get out of the table

An extremely useful phrase to use when someone says something of a certain idiotic nature. Use it to silence them. There does not have to be an actual table, the table is a metaphor if you will.

Douchebag: "I'll be there in t minus 1 second."
You: "Get the fuck out of the table."

by vivian February 10, 2004

cheese table

The area between one's balls and asshole. See also: taint, duck butter, gooch, grundle, banus, vanus.

by Iz Markie May 20, 2003

bag table

The auxiliary table in the cafeteria where you put your excess stuff during lunch. The table is also used by those in your group who get food after the primary table has become full.

"Aww man, if I didn't wait in the crazy-long line at Popeye's, I wouldn't get stuck at the bag table with Jeff."
"Ha Ha loser. You should've gotten Manchu Wok like the rest of us."

by Gus :D October 29, 2008

Rusty Table

You are doing anal with a girl and you pull out and tit fuck her thus creating a "Rusty Table."

"You won't believe this man but last night my girlfriend let me give her a "Rusty Table!"

by T-PORTS September 12, 2012