Zombie Journalism

Filler content/stories that relentlessly devour any new tidbit of information about a film or TV show regardless of whether any information was actually present, leading to a horde of similar stories about equally inane "details." Usually, these stories originate from Reddit fan-theories and end up being treated as news.

"Did you see that 500 word story about that 13 second Game of Thrones clip for the final season?"

"Yeah. They just mindlessly devoured that Reddit thread like a horde of zombies"

"Zombie journalism sucks!"

by mAnomie March 3, 2019

Grid-zombie

Grid-zombie- A human being that fears "deautomatization" and continues, constantly in the habitual psychological structures that organize, limit, select, and interpret perceptual stimuli. I.e.; limiting one's self to a very confined "comfort zone" of location and behavior. See: Steel cocoon.

I traveled 6,000 miles on foot and by thumb, from one end of this land to the other, sleeping in the woods, while all you grid-zombies traveled 12,000 miles, in your rolling, steel, cages in a 7.5 mile radius from your steel cocoons.

by kdelik May 23, 2019

zombie beast

hacker lol
annoying
likes to be mean

that guy zombie beast is so annoying
did you hear about what he did to her minecraft world?

by brookiecookiethepillow May 27, 2019

The Zombie Zone

When you stay up all night and start to lose mental functions.

Bro.... Been awake 29 hours... I'm in the zombie zone.
Gotta sleep

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.

Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.

by De Lumpdumper April 22, 2018

pot zombie

a term used by dick heads who hate pot so they say it turns you into a "zombie" mainly used in the 70's

look at those fucking pot zombies

by REALITY BEAST October 24, 2017

Facebook zombie

Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.

1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.

by 4nic8er November 2, 2017