Russian Shart Shower

When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head

I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly

by Oqueefna March 19, 2022

Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 19, 2023

Knowledge sharting

Offering unsolicited knowledge

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017

Shart Flap

A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.

Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.

by Commando Shorts November 06, 2022

Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.

OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN

by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021

farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 12, 2022

Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.

Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?

by shitweasel June 11, 2020