The gayest town known to man, in which there is nothing else to do other than drink and smoke weed in.
"Duuddee I was just in Clallam Bay, Washington."
"Really? Mannn that place is gay."
"Ch'yeah I know! But its alright, I got high."
"Really? Mannn that place is gay."
"Ch'yeah I know! But its alright, I got high."
by IFuckedYourMomBreh December 31, 2011
Get the Clallam Bay, Washingtonmug. Simply watch a Michael Bay movie with a group of friends, and every time there's an explosion, you take a shot. The last person alive wins.
Me and some buddies watched Transformers 2 last night drinking shots and tried the Michael Bay Drinking Game and I was the only survivor. They will sadly be missed.
by MaBaSploomExplosions July 7, 2011
Get the Michael Bay Drinking Gamemug. by MichaelJG October 10, 2007
Get the Drop anchor in poop baymug. A pyramid scheme to separate well educated liberal arts majors from their trust-fund allowance. The scheme relies on false promises of high ROI, social rank, beer and Rotel on Fridays, a prom night do-over, and a view of the top 2% of the narcissistic personality disorder spectrum, providing insight into the human condition.
The top of pyramid is dominated by prep school spawn with low likeability. They live on a revenue stream from participants, but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”
The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. Known as “Deans,” they are considered outcasts in the top tier circles.
The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting arrangements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would actually provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and bottom-shelf gorged orgies.
The top of pyramid is dominated by prep school spawn with low likeability. They live on a revenue stream from participants, but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”
The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. Known as “Deans,” they are considered outcasts in the top tier circles.
The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting arrangements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would actually provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and bottom-shelf gorged orgies.
by UnderemployedMBA March 4, 2011
Get the Bay Area Business Schoolmug. Man, that new game from Microsoft is like a serving of coogee bay ice cream.
(see news story)
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24552137-1242,00.html
(see news story)
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24552137-1242,00.html
by hayso March 5, 2009
Get the coogee bay ice creammug. Whitley Bay make up can be found on various ladies of loose morals around the pubs of Whitley Bay most nights of the week.
Whitley Bay makeup is supplied exclusivly by a company names Pollyfilla and must be applied with a trowel.
It is often mixed with orange food colouring to give that 'Tango'd' look and most be allowed to dry very quicly to achieve that cracking 'Orange Peel' look.
Whitley Bay makeup is applied by the bucket load to all age groups in the area from the 16 year olds trying to get in to the 70 year old dinasaurs that stalk South Parade at the end of the night seeking out the drunken men as prey.
Whitley Bay makeup is supplied exclusivly by a company names Pollyfilla and must be applied with a trowel.
It is often mixed with orange food colouring to give that 'Tango'd' look and most be allowed to dry very quicly to achieve that cracking 'Orange Peel' look.
Whitley Bay makeup is applied by the bucket load to all age groups in the area from the 16 year olds trying to get in to the 70 year old dinasaurs that stalk South Parade at the end of the night seeking out the drunken men as prey.
by stuarm November 27, 2012
Get the Whitley Bay Make upmug. Your experience largely depends on what house you're in.
House A: Smart kids, but also some of the dumbest kids and biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Try-hards are sprinkled here and there, but they never get anywhere in life and most kids just use them to get good grades on projects.
House B: Mainly jocks, and the biggest sport here is lacrosse (as well as the entire school.) There are a couple popular girls, but they're mostly sluts or drama queens. Also the house with the nicest lockers and classrooms.
House C: Pretty much everyone else. Druggies, future high school drop-outs, and popular (not really) girls. Also known as the ghetto of the school, there are a couple nerds who cry when they don't get into advanced classes or rant about how horrible the school system is when they get less than 100%.
House A: Smart kids, but also some of the dumbest kids and biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Try-hards are sprinkled here and there, but they never get anywhere in life and most kids just use them to get good grades on projects.
House B: Mainly jocks, and the biggest sport here is lacrosse (as well as the entire school.) There are a couple popular girls, but they're mostly sluts or drama queens. Also the house with the nicest lockers and classrooms.
House C: Pretty much everyone else. Druggies, future high school drop-outs, and popular (not really) girls. Also known as the ghetto of the school, there are a couple nerds who cry when they don't get into advanced classes or rant about how horrible the school system is when they get less than 100%.
See that girl from Bay Trail Middle School? She's a little try-hard. None of the popular girls even like her.
by anonymousgossiper May 10, 2014
Get the Bay Trail Middle Schoolmug.