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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
mugGet the You Jack Systemmug.

Fuel System Cleaner

Nip of high quality vodka in a glass of diet tonic water, maybe garnish with citrus.

A Fuel System Cleaner is an alcohol beverage drink to clean out your body system from toxins and impurities.

Do not drink the fuel system cleaner that is put into cars! That is something different!
Customer: Hey bartender! Hook me with a Fuel System Cleaner!!
by Music_Is_Forever June 4, 2022
mugGet the Fuel System Cleanermug.

Geothermal storage system

An example of an e-commerce website building platform.

It helps to create a larger flow of net profit and reduce cash outflows by informing user what is best to purchase or invest more into. Helps break down profit margins and increase productivity.
Man: “If you want to grow and expand your business, you gotta use a geothermal storage system! My business grew in only a matter of weeks!”

Man 2: “No way bro, I gotta get this downloaded now!”
by girlyteengirluwu October 1, 2023
mugGet the Geothermal storage systemmug.

electronic data system

EDS=Everyday sucks. low wages, suck ass mgrs, game playing ass clowns.
Everyone I worked with at EDS (electronic data systems) agreed it sucks
by apolloobserved May 6, 2008
mugGet the electronic data systemmug.

ally reward system

people flourishing from supporting our allies and maintaining friendly relations with them.
The ally reward system kept some families billionaires for several decades.
by Coop Dupe June 21, 2018
mugGet the ally reward systemmug.

Like System

“Bro, all the likes and dislikes on UD are set to 0, and I can’t change it, the like system must be broken.”
by Forgive Marcel August 6, 2025
mugGet the Like Systemmug.

system's info

system's info - ares pc help and m1 movies
System's Info I wanna join the si team w00t lmfao :O u wanna join eh ask detox
by si.detox October 15, 2006
mugGet the system's infomug.

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