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sucking guff

The art of positioning one's self to enable the ability to draw air into the anus with the intention of having a fart marathon....
martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.
by kez the wez August 22, 2009
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Sucking of the Penis

It is when a Female(if gay a male or if u are very flexable) places his lips around the male reproductive organ, Penis(aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger) and bounces up and down performing a blowjob
Sucking a dick
I need ur Jizz
What are you doing u little devilish creature mroe more more
by I can see you Dopp January 8, 2005
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bro-suck

When you suck the dick of your bro because you love them, as a bro, but that doesn't make you gay. You are just a good bro. Congrats.

I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.
"Hey, can you suck my dick?"
"Dude, I'm not gay."
"Don't worry man, it's just a bro-suck!"
by Ntrllymprtnt April 4, 2017
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suck and spin

What Inaros does on a daily basis. Sucks people and spins sand. Also what Garen does in fanfics.
Did you hear? Timmy was caught doing the suck and spin again, the little freak.
by Qwertyblahblahblah December 15, 2017
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sucking lemons

when a pirate stocks lemon on their ship to prevent scurvy
That pirate sure does like sucking lemons
by doctor kvass the anon August 14, 2021
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Piss Suck

The act of simultaneously sucking a vape while taking a piss, usually at a public urnal at a place such as work or a sporting event or in your home.
Mark- “what are you doing over there bruce?”
Bruce- “oh I’ m just taking a piss suck. It gives me plenty of time to get my suck in and get other things done!”
by Warthog0129 August 5, 2022
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Gold Sucking

The act of a man putting his mouth onto another man’s butthole and sucking on it while he wiggles his tongue as deep as he can into the man’s butthole until it is completely covered in feces.
If you’ve ever seen someone who is into “gold sucking” than you would know how sexy it is.
by caIamari February 5, 2020
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