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Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.
Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.
by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004
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Smoke 'n Stroke

The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.
I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.
by Electronicoffee November 4, 2007
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Japanese Crab Stroke

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.
Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok
by Nex Solo April 24, 2011
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Strive

To accomplish something & make great efforts
I'm Tryna strive & do big dirt. We strive over the swoop house lastnight.
by GeeHarper June 2, 2015
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Counter Stike

by cs now how September 7, 2004
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two stroke

The best engine for a dirt bike, the distribution of the power is great and easy to use........unless your retarded and give a full twist of the throttle in first gear or while driving slowly (thus flipping over backwards).

You can easily tell the difference between a 2 stroke bike and a 4 stroke:

1. Two strokes have a huge pipe (expansion chamber) leading out of the engine and into the silencer.
2. two strokes sounds more like humming, while 4 strokes sound like someone shitting their pants.
3. Two stroke bikes are smaller
4. Two stroke bikes cost less to fix, and unless your stupid you can do the work yourself.
5. Overall just buy a 2 stroke bike!
4 stroke rider: lets race
Two stroke rider: ok

**go**

4 stroke rider dies from inhaling the blue haze from 2 stroke rider's bike being in front the whole time.
by KX250 June 11, 2006
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racing stripe

n. When an individual does not properly wipe his/her ass and leaves a shit stain in the underwear. Can result from sitting down and/or scratching the crack area.
Damn, that nasty bitch had a racing stripe!!
by chork September 15, 2005
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