screaming seagull

When you are fucking on the beach, you take your dick out, dip it in the sand, and put it back in. You both scream from the pain, amidst the cries of seagulls.

I was having sex on the beach when i accidentally gave us a screaming seagull.

by yogabbagabbaa June 15, 2009

Muck Spreading

Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.

Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"

by Ozzer Onzer May 17, 2006

Screaming black one

n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking and a hot curry. So named by the horrible screaming that follows the sun hot monster that bursts from your behind.

Jesus wept! That screaming black one felt like I was having my anus broiled.

by Captain Blackheart September 28, 2005

Steamin' Willie Beamin'

When you jizz in a girls eye and simultaniouly take a dump on her chest

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a Steamin' Willie Beamin'

by Derek Persky December 8, 2009

screaming hyena

Noun.
A horrible shit that is coming on. A bowel movement in which the backpressure kills your gut and blows an O-ring. Typically of a liquid nature.

Jimmy's big night out was rewarded by a 7:00am screaming hyena that awoke his neighbors due to his incessant shrieking.

by DrNarron August 30, 2005

screaming eagle

Have the runs and throwing up at the same time

I had the screaming eagles last night, some asshole put exlax in all my drinks

by Adam February 8, 2005

screaming arab

When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls her asshole hair to make her scream like a iraqy with an ak-47.

Joe just pulled her asshole hair and she screamed like a screaming arab.

by Nicolas Berg February 19, 2008