If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Cheeseburger Spring Roll

When an American and an Asian love each other very much.

American: Tonight we are gonna do a cheeseburger spring roll
Asian: I’m down ;)

by Kid Kawaii July 9, 2018

Rush Springs Gusher

Rush Springs Gusher is when you drop your pants an attempt to fart on someones face and shit all over his face, couch and wall...

I just gave Talyn a Rush springs Gusher while he was laying on the couch!!! By PandaExpress74

by PandaExpress74 May 24, 2022

spring has sprung

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive

father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.

by Sexydimma January 1, 2014

spring has sprung

a phrase meaning either " its time to get your behind of the couch and get going", or " yoohoo, it's time to get a move on".

N.B: this phrase can be used to motivate/galvanize/encourage couch potatoes and other lazy people to se ponerse a trabajar

dude 1) yoohoo you lazy couch potato, spring has sprung. you know the saying if you snooze, you lose, right? now, get your ass of that couch and yellah.

dude 2) okay, okay, i'm getting up, just give me a moment (slowly and lazily starts getting up). what do you want me to do?

by Sexydimma April 21, 2013

salty springs

I dropped as a pepper and came out salty

Mum: wheres the salt

fat kid : drop at salty springs nig nig

by SH3NOBU May 16, 2018

spring tension

Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.

Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.

by QuacksO June 13, 2023