The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.
Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021
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Stupid My Little Pony who makes an ass out of herself in the My Little Pony movie. Has buck teeth, has inter-species sex, and dances badly.
by BlarneyDood April 25, 2005
Get the Lickety Split mug.Can be used when somebody in front of you is driving or walking incredibly slowly and is usually blocking your way.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.
"Come on split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"
by Superman01 July 19, 2009
Get the Split arse mug.When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.
I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.
by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009
Get the Splitting Hair mug.A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good
by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014
Get the Splitter Scuffers mug.Refers to the female genitalia. As when the old guy goes to the doctor and his B/P is up and he blames it on the pretty “split-tails” in the office. Vulgar term.
“Doc, my pressure’s high because of all these pretty split-tails you got running around in this office.” (Actual quote) smh.
by Overstuffed December 13, 2018
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